A nation has waited with baited breath after Kim Kardashian posted a Twitter poll of what North should name her new puppy. The options were Baby Jesus, Peachy Pop (Peaches), Sushi and Goldie. After 233,969 votes, the people voted for Peachy Pop. But of course North doesn’t have to listen to the masses. The dog’s name is Sushi.
Naming a dog must be done with care. The name has to fit the dog’s personality, but also say something about who you are as an owner and a person. And if you’re a celebrity it’s even more important, as you’ll have wackjobs like me rank your dogs’ names. Which you can read below.
(All judgments are non-binding, as every dog is beautiful and perfect.)